Gajodhar got a call from unknown number..
Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single?
Gajodhar: Yes...Yes who are you?
Answer: Your wife!
Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu..
( couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number)
Girl: Are you married?
Gajodhar: Yes, but who are you?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat.
Gajodhar: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja...